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17th July 2007

el3mo10:26pm: All Sorts of Wrong . . .
in just the right way:

24th October 2006

vsprtn2:54pm: Entertainment Weekly's Readers pick their Best Bad Movies.

24th June 2006

vsprtn6:17pm: The Glitter Drinking Game
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Every time you see the silver stripe on Mariah, take a drink.

Dilated pupils/glazed expression, drink.

Gratuitous Mariah close up, drink.

Stupid front ponytail, 2 drinks.

Good times are ready to be had by all!

x-posted to vsprtn
Current Mood: giggly

9th June 2006

vsprtn4:35pm: omg
this song.
is wrong.
*so* wrong.
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

Dance, 10. Looks, 3. This ain't.

Just goes to continue to prove the Chris Rock postulate: "If the beat's alright, she will dance all night."

Disclaimer: The "she" in that sentence does not refer to me in regards to this song. Because it's wrong. wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.

x-posted to vsprtn

21st December 2005

vsprtn2:35pm: From an outside source
Said my new pal of Mariah Carey's Glitter, "It's so bad, it's beautiful! I want to buy it for $3 somewhere."
Current Mood: amused

18th August 2005

vsprtn11:47am: Macbeth Review Excerpt
This review came out after the production closed and it's just as well.

Macbeth by the Dorking Dramatic & Operatic Society.

Shakespeare's original text played as straight as straight can be. No gimmicks. No liberties. No imagination.

~ Lyndsey Turner for the Fest

11th August 2005

vsprtn2:36pm: 1 Star Shows @ the Edinburgh Festival
Conveniently collected on one page for your enjoyment.

29th July 2005

vsprtn8:36am: Best of the Bad Writing 2005 via CNN
Best of worst writing is recognized

Prize for comparing breasts to carburetors

SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- A man who compared a woman's anatomy to a carburetor won an annual contest that celebrates the worst writing in the English language.

Dan McKay, a computer analyst at Microsoft Great Plains in Fargo, North Dakota, bested thousands of entrants from North Pole, Alaska to Manchester, England to triumph Wednesday in San Jose State University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire," he wrote, comparing a woman's breasts to "small knurled caps of the oil dampeners."

The competition highlights literary achievements of the most dubious sort -- terrifyingly bad sentences that take their inspiration from minor writer Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel "Paul Clifford" began, "It was a dark and stormy night."

"We want writers with a little talent, but no taste," San Jose State English Professor Scott Rice said. "And Dan's entry was just ludicrous."

McKay was is in China and could not be reached to comment about his status as a world-renowned wretched writer. He will receive $250.

Dishonorable mention

Rice said the challenge began as a worst paragraph contest, but judges soon realized no one should have to wade through so much putrid prose -- such as this zinger, which took a dishonorable mention.

"The rising sun crawled over the ridge and slithered across the hot barren terrain into every nook and cranny like grease on a Denny's grill in the morning rush, but only until eleven o'clock when they switch to the lunch menu," wrote Lester Guyse, a retired fraud investigator in Portland, Oregon.

"That was the least favorite of the five I entered, but you win any way you can," Guyse said.

Ken Aclin, of Shreveport, Louisiana, won the Grand Panjandrum's Award for his shocking similes and abusive use of adjectives. He wrote that India "hangs like a wet washcloth from the towel rack of Asia."

"I just saw that washcloth hanging in the shower and it looked like India," he said. "I'll be doggone."
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